Top 10 Reasons for Staying Home at Night Watching Channel 7

10. The Mormons might drop by (it's a long story).
9. There's a small chance that network television might show the world premiere of a movie trailer.
8. To watch Eyewitness News - aka the Sam Champion News Hour.
7. To see if Sam Champion has gotten even more of a tan.
6. To check out the latest shade of Sam Champion's hair.
5. To keep up the Nielsen ratings on the Sam Champion News Hour.
4. To see if any of the men on your favourite weather and news show are actually wearing less makeup than the women.
3. To examine the stylish new curves of Sam Champion's eyebrows.
2. To see if Sam Champion's teeth have gotten any whiter.
1. You suffer from impaired night vision caused by staring too long at Sam Champion's teeth on widescreen plasma TV.

PS We love Sam. But you can tell it's been a long hard winter.