That Was The Week That Was

I have safely returned from Kalamazoo, having had a fantastic time.

My trip got off to a tricky start when I was caught by airport security with three banned items in my possession. Ooops. My first flight was cancelled, which resulted in having an extended layover in Chicago that I survived by having g & ts at 9.00am. It was all 'down the hatch' from that point on.

At 2.45am on Friday I had the pleasure of meeting four drunken bridesmaids outside the hotel who each felt it necessary to flash their massive boobs at me not once, but three times. I almost went blind.